I drank until you weren’t real.
― Six Word Story (#12)

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are